Recent Movie Reviews

: Muffin Massacre : : Muffin Massacre :

Rated 4 / 5 stars

2 muffins

Two Muffins were sitting in the middle of the road.
First says, "Hey, there's a car coming".
Second says "AHHHHH!!! TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

Rest In Piece...s Muffin.

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The Art Show The Art Show

Rated 4 / 5 stars

But where's the blue cow?

The ninja was suppose to be looking for a blue cow. come now. The United States Illuminati agency is gonna be pissed when he brings em back that painting and not the sculpture.

All jokes aside, decent. music was a bit dull at times, and for an "art" show, you may have wanted to indulge a bit into this (I always consider music an "artform")

Frankenstein Bread Lust Frankenstein Bread Lust

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I have the engine (in progress). you want to do the graphics?

Actually, you know what. better wait till I'm done.


Carbonwater responds:

Sounds like a plan.

Send me a message when you're done and i'll see what I can do.

Recent Game Reviews

Faultline Faultline

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Finished, Awesome

Finished it without too much trouble. Found a glitch in level 27 where the world didn't unfold completely after getting crushed and returned to a (previously blocked) checkpoint. At the top, I could jump out onto the top of the level and walk around. Fell off the side to death, which makes a nice failsafe.
Awesome idea though, fun consept.

Them Coconuts Them Coconuts

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Honestly, this game feels like a scam to push Gamersafe and make money for upgrades. Unimpressed. How fun is it to constantly point down at the wall while hordes of enemies overwhelm me. Pass on this.

Glass Fish Rhythm Glass Fish Rhythm

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm surprised you gave it save points.

Seems a lot of complainers here never played the original SMB for the NES. You loose at 8-4, you start at 1-1. I grew up with that, I enjoy that kind of challenge. be thankful there's a short level 3, and you can go back to that level after leaving the game.

I'd love to know how long it took to set up the timing on this vs. the music. That was impressive.